dear god I'm learning to draw

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

🌸Welcome to my blog. 🌸


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I am gods 2nd least favorite. I am so sick I think that it’s funny at this point.

Apologies for such inconsistent posts and shit. Life is hectic and ya girl is doing her best lol. I can only girlboss so much 💅 /it’s easier to do some scribbles on paper than trying to type paragraphs just on a phone I’m sorry/

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I use she/her and they/them. You can call me Karma. Not a Minor!

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You can use any ideas I state here as long as you credit and tag me! I love seeing yalls ideas !!

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dragonciphering asked:

HELLO! I stumbled upon this blog and loved what I saw, so, HI!

Could I request some more GenZ God!Reader? I couldn’t stop laughing and my day brightened up a whole bunch!

Also, could I give you some specific vines/memes that I thought would work with this idea? Would that be okay with you?

Omg yes drop em! Once I get those and get finally get over my only-typing-with-thumbs writing block, I will try and get some more Gen Z reader out kskdkdkdjdhdjsks


Glad you like my stuff, and I hope you have a good and well hydrated day!

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Anonymous asked:

You know what? Your quest to learn how to draw out of spite has inspired me. The most I've ever drawn were dragon ocs back when I was like ten, but I guess after all this time I'm picking up the pencils again. Thank you, and good luck!

Thank you as well, I also offer u all the luck and time in the world!

I hope you relearn to draw all your dragon ocs!

I’m working on hands ✋️ 🙌 😤 🙏 ATM and it’s taking a bit of time cuz 1) hands r hard and 2) I’m sick lol

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I’ve been wanted to do this for a while, so here it is lol. Different from my usual content but whatever.

🌸Teaching myself to draw cuz Fuck the AI Art Bros. 🌸

Is this late? Yeah. I’m literally autistic, time is a concept I’m doing my best okay djdkdk

I used to write instead of drawing cuz I always sucked at it. I thought you had to be born talented. I remember sitting in second grade, looking at my classmate draw a whole portrait like fucking Davinci and I like gave up right then and there lol.

Then the ai art shit started happening. And the whole discourse just. Makes me grumpy. Like tf?

The talented and beautiful artists said that anyone can learn art. And I trust them waaaaay more than the AI bros.

So I said fuck it imma learn to draw people.

Warning? Ugly ass human figures that low key look naked but it’s fine I think?

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falling-electricxangel asked:

Hello! I just wanted to say I VERY MUCH enjoyed your writing! 💝💝💝 I read it all, the parent au is my favorite with whopperflower a close second x3 I dearly hope that you write a third and many more chapters to parent au, but most of all I hope you and your family is safe and sound ^w^ well wishes to you, and thank you!!!

Not me looking at my old works wondering wtf your referencing I haven’t wrote a full fic in a while

AHHH THANK YOU!!!

Your words are very kind and that means a lot to me!

I extend the same wishes to you as well dearie!

I may write a continuation to em, but life is a whole Rollercoaster rn so it would be a bit tough to get a nicer read fic out quickly sjdjksksksks.

May you have a good day !!! 😊

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Finally finishing drafts? Me? Impossible.

Sarcastic + having none of this shit + genz!reader in Genshin Cult Au

Warnings : swearing. Cult au, imposter situation, religois themes. Being hunted, injury, etc etc.

  • OHHH heccccc nah
  • You know what this is
  • It’s your typical isekai sagau situation
  • And there’s already Someone on the throne of High God / Divinity
  • Aka it’s an imposter time
  • Aka among us AU
  • Aka your fiddly fuckkkkeeedddd🥲
  • Listen man you felt hopeful when none of the slimes were attacking you.
  • I mean who wouldn’t be like
  • “Hohoho those electro slime didn’t immediately execute me and are friendly guess I’m God! 🤗”
  • But nahhhh
  • You find your way to the nearest settlement, this being Springvale.
  • And ofc your immediately hunted like a fucking boar. 😤
  • The audacity of these bitches
  • Like you already had Issues with Draff being a drunkard and not being there for Diona but
  • Ordering all the hunters to kill you for looking like the Divine God, aka for slayyyyying ✨️ to hard?
  • Immediately on the shit list.
  • Oh your so chewing him out later once this gets cleared up.
  • n e way cue the runner and a track star montage all the way through wovendom
  • Those PE dodgeball lessons finally paying off 😭
  • The whole time they are like, shouting things at you.
  • Like
  • “Die! Your a traitor to Divinity!”
  • And like
  • “Your head shall be plastered for all to see!”
  • And honestly your not having any of it cuz like
  • Plastered? Fr? Dead?
  • Let’s talk about how yall plastered on the floor, dead drunk and making Diona, an actual child, work in a bar, goddamn get some child protective services over here this cat man needs to be sprayed with a water bottle or sum shit cuz the AUDACITY?
  • Anyway you jump right into a certain Wolfs fighting arena
  • And you don’t see the funky blue sword thing to summon Andrius. Which means like
  • If the hunters decide their ballsy, who were currently at the ledge deciding if it was worth entering his domain area, your like, so Hella dead
  • Which ya know
  • Would be the undesirable outcome in this situation
  • “Draff istg if you or any of your men follow me in Here I’m haunting you shits so hard-”
  • How tf does the imposter know his name? Must be witchcraft ! These imposters got such tricky crafts better kill em quicker.
  • Dumb cat man gonna dumb
  • Anyway they decide to very slowy come in, and since ur now like, trapped like a rat, its like
  • Not great
  • Understandably
  • “Damn, I would rather of ended up in literally any other game than this. At least in Legend of Zelda, breath of the wild I wouldn’t be the main character, istg.”
  • Anyway Draff and his lackeys are closing in
  • When
  • !!!A wild Andrius appeared!!
  • And good lord above this dog is PISSED.
  • Ofc they all scram like the little shits they are.
  • And ur sitting their on the ground, catching your breath.
  • “Divinity, it is truly you, no? In mortal form? I apologize for the delay, I had not realized those fools trek among my land in sacrelige.”
  • Honestly your just glad he showed up cuz being a head on a pike wasn’t really doing it for you.
  • Anyways congratulations you got your first pokemon! Or like Clifford the big red dog.
  • Ahem sorry Andrius the Big Blue Wolf.
  • Tired from being the fastest motherfucker alive outrunnjng the hunters, eventually you find yourself falling asleep in his fur.
  • And just like how if a pet falls asleep in our laps, it’s ya know, basically illegal for him to move now.
  • Cue best night of rest ever.
  • And then you wake up and ur still in Teyvat cuz hahaha you thought this was all a dream.
  • No.
  • So you wake up
  • And omigosh? Is this heaven?
  • Your surrounded by a big ol cuddle pile of friendly and adorable wolfies!
  • Oh you know your giving them all the kisses and pets.
  • Along with Andrius of course.
  • And andrius does the whole speel of omigod ur God wait is saying that sacrelige may bad Holy One ya want some boar we had or smthing
  • Idk lol
  • You give the wolf’s scratches cuz cute! And?? Ofc they get zoomies!
  • Just andrius being a big ol’ puppy aksnjdjsjkzsl
  • Anyway ur vibing in wolvedom and everyone from Springvale is basically like “heheh imposter got mauled by wolf we did good job”
  • Except a few!
  • And you meet those few if I make a continuation lol which I will link below

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Adding onto this idea. You gave me a brainrot and must now pay the consequences. (Lighthearted ofc)

Got me thinking that it’s like a Teyvat custom for like eons now for all clocks or ways to measure time be devoted / made in your,Divinity, image.

Sundials? Instead of the funky spindly stick thing, they are mini figures of you.

Maybe some engineer or smtb figures out how to rotate it and always faces the sun, figure outstretched as if you give the people the gift of light.

Tiny sundials are often decorated by children, and gifts and offerings are scattered around them. It makes sense after all, you, Divinity, are infinite, and time is also this!

Kids get paints and decorate the sundials and color it all fun, and then at the end of the month they are washed and redecorated once again. Sort of a monthly ritual ig? Who knows.

Klee has accidentally blown up these sundials. She was scolded so heavily, but when looking in the remains, the only thing that survived, and undamaged, near impossible, was the mini figure.

She got off pretty scotch free, must be a sign from you that you wish not the child to be punished for her accidental sacreligou.

(You know the big venti statue? That but us, and it rotates to act as a funky sundial, one time the gears stop working and everyone dead ass panics but all is good)

Sometimes more elaborate clocks are completely nonsensical, often found in ancient ruins. Large strands of metal sheet exuding out and around, pillaring up and over, almost like a contained, wired mess.

Scholars can agree that yep, this is definitely a clock. But why is it so funky?

That’s till they find an old book, and the clocks strange forms and wires reveal that it’s suppose to mimic a more eldritch, powerful form of Divinity. How cool! Should they be incorporating this imagery in their temples? Hrmmm

Speaking of temples! In them their clocks have statues of you, all rigged up with bells held in the marble hands. So that when it hits the hour, someone can pull a lever or smth and all the statues throughout ring the bells !

(I can imagine a first time visitor being spooked outta their mind cuz like, “omg that statue of Divinity just moved, holy fucking fuck is it them - oh wait no it’s just mechanic hehhe thank the stars)”

Big old bell tower? Gots your face / murals of you all over it. The biggest bell in it? Named after notable acolytes or your accomplishments!

You go to an grandma’s house in Teyvat and they got all of that Divinity merchandise. They got the clocks. The vases that have what your eyes look like on em, teacups shaped like eldirtch form, all the crazy shit.

Anyway that’s the brainrot have a good day

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